Hi, there. We're glad that you have opened this event. This event is dear to us. This is where local comedians come up on stage and try out new material. Now, the jokes that you see on YouTube are polished ones. Well, at least, some of them are. So, to polish the new material, we need people. You are sort of like lab rats for us, except you will not be murdered, but you will be fed food and then murdered with jokes.
So, please come down to Grapevine, HSR for this lovely event and have your stomach ripped apart, literally. Yes, we rip stomachs out by the end of the event. TOODLES.